JOKES

EXCUSE ME WHY IS IT NO ONE BUT ME POSTS HERE. PLEASE POST.

I found jokes!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.

I heard this one on radio:
One day this guy called Paul had the worst day of his life. When he was about to go to work and got his suitcase,the handle broke off in his hand. Cursing,he went to open his door but the handle broke. He stomped to his car but guess what. The whole car door fell off in his hands! Poor guy. He was afraid to go to the toilet the whole day.