JOKES

EXCUSE ME WHY IS IT NO ONE BUT ME POSTS HERE. PLEASE POST.

I found jokes!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.

I heard this one on radio:
One day this guy called Paul had the worst day of his life. When he was about to go to work and got his suitcase,the handle broke off in his hand. Cursing,he went to open his door but the handle broke. He stomped to his car but guess what. The whole car door fell off in his hands! Poor guy. He was afraid to go to the toilet the whole day.

Picture PERFECT

DEAD BLOG so I shall post! PICTURE POST! Yayeyayeyaye okay I found some funny pics on my cam when I zoom like...

Wait for it! He looks like....




And as proof(& to everyone's amazement,NOT), there's more!




Sorry ah Mr N g, I really really didn't mean to WHO ASK YOU TO MAKE ME MATH REP I DOWAN TO BE I DOWAN AND YOU ARE A KILLER,KILL US WITH YOUR MATH KILL OSO NOT ENOUGH NEXT YEAR STILL HAVE THIS YEAR TEST. FACE IT,YOU ARE A KILLER J A S O N N G, A KILLER!

Mmpf. And other spastic teachers.




K la don't be so mean,WHAT ABOUT OUR CLASS!


Sorry Si Ling! Si Ling Sexyyyy

Sorry Si Mei! Si Mei Sexyyyyyy

Oh and

306 NETBALL CHAMPS!

3/6 Sexyyyyyyy (:

math equation

fail = no study
study = no fail

study+ no study= fail + no fail

study (1+0) = fail (1+0)

study = fail

tata !

hey there delilah

dedicated to moony :)

Hey there Delilah
What's it like in New York City?
I'm a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there Delilah
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This ones for you

Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What you do to me.

love this song. so touching& sweet :)

charlotte

superhunny returns :)

I GOT MY CPU BACK :)
i know yes i know, you guys totally miss me!
well fret not cos your favourite HUNNY is back.

hahahahh yay dont let this blog go dead la yall stupid dumdums.
XD

JIAYOU.

EVERBODY JIAYOU FOR ALL THE FRIGGING EXAMS THIS WEEK.

bio will be over tomorrow, my orals will be over tomorrow, and ss will be over on friday.
chinese ugh will be over by latest thurs.
for those taking physics, JIAYOU for spa!

we can do this hunnies,
especially with my love for everyone :)

<3 dingdong

flag day :)

we had flagday today, and basically weixian, xiang and i was there.
it was quite interesting, we were at dhoby ghaut.

xiang was lamenting how little money she had.
weixian and i agreed that since she was so stingy it's probably retribution laa.

haha we saw alot of angmohs but some didnt want to donate.
we even saw some really &*/#@! that just walked past us without even
acknowledging out presence la. rly want to slap them.

but apart from that we saw some cool people la.
some people were like jogging back and forth.
and we saw this old man walking back and forth also.
and a emo lady with the umbrella at what nine am in the morning when there's no sun/rain?

then weixian kept trying to look at people through this glass thing
which was in the middle of the large dhoby ghaut space
and the people thought she was crazy or sth. x)

anw it was quite fun.
but we didnt achieve our aim of getting a 10-dollar note.
ah wellss

<3 charlotte